No Pants Man

There once was a man named Jan,

Who lived in a Dr. Pepper can.

He loved to dance,

But one day he lost his pants.

He did the whitey tightey jig.

Then he did the jig with a pig.

Jan lost his comb,

So the pig went home.

The pig got his comb,

And wrote this poem.

He thought of it as a psalm,

Then went to a prom.